Your team score a goal
You hug a stranger
High-five another
Point to the game changer

The other team score
You berate the keeper
There’s sadness in your eyes
You call for a new sweeper

There are shouts for a pen
VAR does an endless check
The ref draws a square
You hate this damn tech

There’s despair all round
The referee is booed
His fairness is questioned
You shout something crude

A cacophony of noise
Your team gets a winner
Screams of delight
Then home for your dinner